Have a look at the push notifications from the minor events that followed Burns’ Casino.
Crook and Ladder
Fighting fire with fire is not meant to be taken literally, so get Firefighters Moe, Apu and more today before Springfield goes up in smoke!
Gil’s got a hot property for you: Moe’s House! It’s got 2 BR and 2 BA, which stands for 2 big rats and 2 billion ants.
Nothing says Halloween like Gil’s Nightmare Pile. Well, except for the word Halloween. Get everything from clown beds to costumes today.
[ Yes, that was actually pushed in April. ]
Tired of spring cleaning? Get the Street Cleaner in the store today! And no, it doesn’t work. It’s actually meant to be pronounced, “Street clean? Er…”